I don't understand this ultimatum, but I'm pretty sure you're headed to prison

Guy 1: You have to have sex, but not with anyone who has a two digit age. Nine year old or hundred year old?
Guy 2 [without hestitating]: I'd easily fuck a nine year old.

Thorne

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Bowdoin's probably not the right place for you

Guy: I think what I'd like is a major consisting of two classes each in five departments.
Econ Professor: I think that's called 'community college.'

Hubbard Hall

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You have more pressing issues, like the fact that you're covered in nacho cheese

Girl: Cheese is literally covering all my fingers. I'm using my pinky to type.

Super Snack

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Celine Dion? Cookie dough? Throw me a bone over here!

(Elderly) Math Professor: You guys like CDs, right? Interactive CDs?
Guy 1: What's a CD?
Guy 2: A CD, you mean, you mean -- [cracks up] never mind.

Searles Science Building

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It's fair game, Fort Andross is out of the bubble

[Guy is in dark photo exhibit room. Sixtysomething townie guy comes through curtain.]

Townie [leans in close]: We shouldn't meet like this....
Guy: ...

Fort Andross

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