Overheard at Bowdoin

And that's how boners are made

Sun, 18 Dec 2011 22:00:50 -0500

Girl: If you peed out here, I think that it would freeze before if it hit the ground.
Guy: I think it would freeze in my dick before it got out....

Outside Thorne

That awkward moment when laughing may put your grade on the line.

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 03:55:14 -0500

Professor: You see my ex-husband and I first moved to Brunswick because he hated Chicago. Turns out he didn't hate Chicago, he hated me. He lives back in Chicago now.

School St.

Can I Interest You in Hanukkah?

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 14:19:05 -0500

Guy [being pelted with Gelt]: Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's! And unto Jews what is theirs!

Howell House

Guy: Dead fish over here, am I right?

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 02:29:18 -0500

Girl: He just hooked up at me, I played no part in it.

Smith

A sober kiss? I don't understand.

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 02:22:12 -0500

Girl [to large group of her girl friends]: I give good sober kisses, don't worry. You want one?

Union at 5 PM

The Pepperflip Defense

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 00:52:27 -0500

Girl 1: If I make this, you have to kill that guy and two others. And bring me a box of kittens.
Guy 1: Are the kittens dead or alive?
Girl 1: Alive.
Guy 1: Ok, I'll do it.

Thorne

Of Inertia and Aspirations

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 20:07:32 -0500

Guy 1 walks into dorm room.
Guy 1: Is [Guy 3] here?
Guy 2: Yeah. He's creeping toward the gym... in a lying position... motionless.

Coles Tower

Overheard at the Etiquette Dinner?

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 03:25:49 -0500

Girl: I keep farting and it smells like eggs.

Unknown

To be fair, aren't we all just drug dealers, if you think about it?

Mon, 21 Nov 2011 08:46:25 -0500

Girl: I've hooked-up with so many drug dealers!
Guy: You've only hooked-up with one.
Girl: Ok, so I only hooked-up with one drug dealer.

Coleman

I'm not Spanish, but I do like tapas and sex...

Sun, 20 Nov 2011 19:43:06 -0500

Girl: I'm just looking for a hot Hispanic guy to have a threesome with!

Burnett

Ha, only one. What a loser.

Sun, 20 Nov 2011 19:41:01 -0500

Guy: Yeah but there are so many asses and I only have one dick!

Outside of Osher

I don't know much about physics, but this sounds like the craziest shit ever!!!!!!

Sat, 12 Nov 2011 05:36:40 -0500

Professor: It would be like a sphere of cows expanding outward at the speed of light.

Druck

Your dreams must be up-B-less.

Sat, 12 Nov 2011 05:35:39 -0500

Guy: Every time I close my eyes I see yoshi....

Coleman

Sooooo, we can leave now?

Sat, 12 Nov 2011 05:32:37 -0500

Professor: I sure as shit didn't do all the readings for my classes in college.

Adams

Romance languages

Wed, 09 Nov 2011 05:56:09 -0500

Student: Beep boop boop boop boop bop beep. I speak binary.

Helmreich

Keep this man away from Barry Mills and mountains.

Tue, 01 Nov 2011 02:11:58 -0500

Student: I had that dream again.
Roommate: You mean the one at the mountain?
Student: Yeah, and Barry Mills was there again. Died in the avalanche as usual.
Roomate: You need to have more normal nightmares.

Pub

That's what she said!

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 01:04:32 -0500

Professor: What? This is my first time doing this.... I've never used chains before!

Searles

But why do that when you can make 1/4 as much working 16 hour shifts?

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 05:46:39 -0500

Girl: I'm getting old! You know the things i could do at 18? I could legally be a prostitute now!

Coleman

Are you ready for the best day of your fucking life?

Sat, 22 Oct 2011 05:31:33 -0500

Girl: I don't think I want to use drugs, but if I did, I think that today would be the day I would like some drugs.

Moulton

Pretty much just looking for any form of communication here...

Sat, 22 Oct 2011 05:28:10 -0500

Girl: Whatever guy says "You're sexy," or "Will you dance with me?" or ... "Move out of my way," I'm going home with him.

Outside Ladd

Oh you know, just in passing

Thu, 20 Oct 2011 06:34:08 -0500

Girl: STOP! IT DOESN'T COUNT, HE JUST LICKED MY VAGINA!!!

Burnett House

How did you get into Bowdoin?

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 06:37:15 -0500

Guy: How have I gotten through the past 18 years of my life not knowing how to spell Wednesday?

Osher

But the computer's like 2 years old already!

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 06:35:30 -0500

Guy 1: I love third world problem jokes.
Guy 2: Hey! I'm from a third world country!
Guy 1: Oh my gosh, you walked in rocking Raybans and a Macbook Pro. You are NOT from the third world!

Coleman

Or the people that make funny titles for Overheard. No? oh

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 06:33:46 -0500

Girl 1: So I mean if you're gonna have sex at Bowdoin you should have it with an attractive guy.
Girl 2: Yeah.
Girl 1: Yeah, like a lax guy. That'd be easiest.

Thorne

That's a good night right there

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 06:26:25 -0500

Girl: I don't know what happened, but I woke up face-down in a Beanbag.

Osher